“ARGHH! I HATE MONDAYS!” I groaned slamming my alarm clock to stop it’s annoying beeping. “Please” I said, “don’t make me have another Monday again!”
1 hour later… “YEA WOO-HOO YEA!” The children of Room 6 screamed and screeched “making the classroom sound like a zoo yet again” I groaned. I ducked, as I book flew just over my head.
“STOP!!!!” Somebody screamed from the doorway.
The room went silent. I turned towards the door only to see the principal of the school, Mr LIVE, who I personally thought was a witch doctor!
“Quiet!!” Mr LIVE screeched at the children. He turned to me, “Get your act together, you will re-LIVE this day until you do!!!”
“What? Do think I believe that?”I said.
“You will” replied Mr LIVE with a cackle.
1 day later……
“Ahhhh” I sighed as I woke up the next morning, “I love Tuesday!”
1 hour later….
“Good morning class welcome to Tuesday!” I said very cheerily.
“But it’s monday?” The class replied in the second of the day they were not screaming!
“??WHAT??” I said jumping up with a fright the curse had come true! This can’t be happening I thought. Freaking out. A book flew threw the air. SMACK!!!! The book collided with my forehead in my last seconds of consciousness, I saw what the book was called ‘The very hard dictionary’ it read on the cover………
“Ohhhh what happened?” I groaned. I looked at my surroundings I was in my bed, I looked at the day on my clock, ‘Monday’ it read. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, the curse had come true!!!! What do I do! I thought.
I wrote down on a piece of paper a list of things that would happen:
- Get to school everybody yelling,
- Get hailed by airborne stationary,
- Get attacked and wrestled to the ground,
- Somebody throws a book through the air,
- Everybody screams and jumps around.
How am I going to counter that! I thought, scratching my head. So I made this list based on countering what was going to happen:
- Go to school with lollies (hidden) say if they’re quiet they will get some.
- Duck under stationary
- Use the lollie tactic again
- Duck under book
- Use lollie tactic yet again
This should work I thought….
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I strolled through the school gates looking out for the daily ambush.
“RAAA!” Somebody screamed as they jumped out of the bush to ambush me I ran like the wind, I made it back to class by the hair of my chinny chin chin.”DILLLLING” the bell went as it sounded it’s usual sound. I looked in the door everybody was yelling as normal.
“I HAVE LOLLIES IF YOU BEHAVE!” I yelled, there was a stunned silence then every child in the class ran at me and wrestled me to the ground grabbing the lollies and running away so much for that I thought.
- Go to school with lollies (hidden) say if they’re quiet they will get some.
- Duck under stationary
- Use the lollie tactic again
- Duck under book
- Use lollie tactic yet again
“I think I’ll just take a day off. “ I said battered and lying on the ground.
Beep beep, beep beep. I slammed the button on the alarm clock and looked at the day, still monday. “I REALLY HATE MONDAYS!!” I screamed in anger and frustration. I can’t stand those kids in room 6. I thought. Bing! Went my toaster Bing! Went my head, I just had an idea.
1 day later….
Hello room 7 I greeted my new class very cheerily….
“AAAAHHHHH!” Screamed the teacher next door as he fell unconscious to a flying book.
“I love being a reliever, I said and I love Tuesday!!!”
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